It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Somewhere a therapist is billing

Somewhere a therapist is billing hourly for what Hollywood did for free

and families made it a weeknight ritual

Asking where the hose is at hits different when you're pointing like a 1950s propaganda poster at last call

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It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Somewhere a therapist is billingRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &